God knows your early 20's are not for picking winners. Thankfully, I haven't been one to get sucked into the world of "serious dating" (Let's face it: at this point in my life I feel that my passport is the best travel companion a girl could ask for and people are always very happy to let you pet their dogs when all else fails) because I would hate to be the girl who....
Thus far in life has made dating choices which stack up to...
50% sociopaths
75% dependent on some sort of substance
50% casual sellers of drugs
25% addicted to multiple, pretty serious, drugs
25% incredibly questionable choices in employment
25% cheated on me
50% required restraining orders at the end of other relationships
25% have done jail time (as far as I know)
75% never graduated from college
25% never graduated high school or got their GED
Even at that, I've left finding someone at the hands of my friends...eventually.....if I ever decide to stop moving around because I am allowed to make 0% of those decisions on who I date. (I mean come on, I've heard the horror stories!)
That doesn't mean I haven't shared a beer with some...characters though. Jokingly, in response to whether or not I am a halfway house, my friends respond with, "Yes, for poor, very lost souls."
There's nothing like a good bout of honesty from your best friend.
:) <3
Thus far in life has made dating choices which stack up to...
50% sociopaths
75% dependent on some sort of substance
50% casual sellers of drugs
25% addicted to multiple, pretty serious, drugs
25% incredibly questionable choices in employment
25% cheated on me
50% required restraining orders at the end of other relationships
25% have done jail time (as far as I know)
75% never graduated from college
25% never graduated high school or got their GED
Even at that, I've left finding someone at the hands of my friends...eventually.....if I ever decide to stop moving around because I am allowed to make 0% of those decisions on who I date. (I mean come on, I've heard the horror stories!)
That doesn't mean I haven't shared a beer with some...characters though. Jokingly, in response to whether or not I am a halfway house, my friends respond with, "Yes, for poor, very lost souls."
There's nothing like a good bout of honesty from your best friend.
:) <3
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